Total Medals Earned: 117 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,690 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (215/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
maximum level experience!
kill the Evil End Boss!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (105/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (55/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the third boss.
defeat the fourth boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.